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March 28, 2008
bees knees
Yesterday, I had to go downtown Phoenix to return this stupid othotic device that never fit Little Bear quite right. As I'm cruising down the busy 60 I had an itch on my shin just below the knee. I leaned over to give it a scratch and felt a little lump under the fabric of my pants. At first, I thought it was lint or something but then I felt it kind of move so I felt it again and realized it was a bug. This was the same moment I realized that it was a bee and it stung me. I pulled up my pant leg and flicked it to the floor and squashed it. All while swearing up a storm and, I'm sure, swerving all over my lane. I have seen Bee Movie about 600 times in the last couple of weeks because Little Bear loves it, so I felt kind of bad for a second. Then I remembered how much I hate Jerry Seinfeld and I squished it again.
Posted by bugg at March 28, 2008 08:54 AM