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September 17, 2007
did a bad bad thing
I saw a Mc Donald’s commercial today that brought back a memory of something I did that was cruel but hysterical, well, to me Kool Mo D and Heather anyway. The commercial has these two roommates doing evil things to each other like taping each other to a chair and then buying each other Mickey D’s and saying they were sorry. I think I blogged about this once a long time ago…. when I saw Zach Braff in Garden State and he passes out and his friends write nasty shit all over him.
Back in the day Heather dated this guy named Mark and Mark was in a band. When we first met him we thought he was hot. Then we got to know him and he was goof ass Mark with the smelliest feet you ever did encounter.
One year on his birthday he got ultra wasted and passed out on the living room floor. Somehow we girls had the HI-LARIOUS idea to mess with him whilst he was out. We started by writing things on him. We wrote my feet smell bad down one of his legs. Then it just escalated from there. We wrote all over him now I can’t remember what but we ended up shaving one half of his face. We shaved off his right eyebrow, right sideburn and the right half of his goatee. We were not nice.
Then we let him sleep it off. Oh my God, was he pissed when he woke up! Not that I blame him.
But, he had to forgive me because I never told his girlfriend that he was sleeping with another guy. I think we’re even.
By the way, I just started my second week at my new job. There is a ton to do but I dig it.
Posted by bugg at September 17, 2007 07:23 PM
Comments
ah, the mark and heather saga. I didn't know that you knew he was schtupping, who was it, the landlord guy? Or someone else? Anyway - too, too funny and also so glad that you and bren never decided to do such things to me after our romper room evenings!!
Posted by: JP at September 18, 2007 01:06 PM
i knew, but i also knew she had to find out for herself. she wouldn't habe beliebed us. we wouldn't do that to you, your feet didn't smell! and bren was too nice - she was a good influence! did you know i found heather on myspace? she's djing at a country station in Ann Arbor.
Posted by: Bugg at September 18, 2007 05:01 PM
Lesson learned. Never drink alcohol in the company of bugg. Or, in my case, no girlfriends when drinking alcohol in the company of bugg ;-)
Posted by: newplanet at September 22, 2007 02:13 AM