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May 31, 2006
liar, liar
I'm a big old liar. I said I was going swimming last night and I didn't AND I said I'd tell the story about our beotch neighbor today, and I'm not! I will, just not today. Instead I am stealing this gem from NewPlanet. Oh I hate the rules(and I cheated a little). Enjoy!
Here are the rules:
1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments to the entry and asks.
Taken a picture naked? Yes
Made out with a member of the same sex? No
Danced in front of your mirror? Yes
Told a lie? Yes
Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
Been in a fist fight? Yes
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
Been arrested? Yes
Left your house without telling your parents? Yes
Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes
Seen someone die? Been No
Kissed a picture? Yes
Slept in until 3? Yes
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
Played dress up? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes, plenty of times. Hell, I’m asleep right now.
Felt an earthquake? Yes
Touched a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Had detention? Yes
Been in a car accident? Yes
Pole danced? Yes
Been lost? Yes
Sang karaoke? Yes, lovei t!!
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? No
Sang in the shower? Yes, every morning
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No, because I’ve seen A Christmas Story!
Ever gone to school partially naked? No
Sat on a roof top? Yes
Played chicken? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes
Broken a bone? Yes, several
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
Forgotten someone's name? Yes
Slept naked? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? Yes
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made a parent cry? Yes
Cried over someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
Had/Have a dog? Yes
Been in a band? Yes
Drank 25 sodas in a day? No
Posted by bugg at 12:49 PM | Comments (4)
May 30, 2006
hi-ho hi-ho it's back to work i go
Ack! I am back to work today. Time flew by so quickly and it was heart breaking to leave my babies this morning. It's easier knowing they are with Grumpy all day and not at daycare but still I wish I was the one at home with them. I had the best time hanging out with them.
I am shocked that I am still awake considering how awful I slept last night. After eight weeks of staying up very late, sleeping until seven or eight and cat napping every day, I just couldn't fall to sleep. And my brain wouldn't shut off. I have a ton on my mind right now, it's practically a whirling dervish up there in the old gray matter.
I promise to tell you what's going on very soon, but I can't talk about it just yet.
On the baby front - Churchy is getting big. At eight weeks, he is 12.8 pounds and 23.5 inches long. He coos and is starting to smile.
That is all for now.
My next entry will most likely be about our feud with our old bat, beotch neighbor - so that should be totally exciting! You know you can't wait. Ha!
It is so beautiful out today I just might have to go swimming when I get home. It figures that the rain would stop the day I go back to work. Rude.
Posted by bugg at 12:44 PM | Comments (0)
May 06, 2006
it's alive!
Yes, I am still alive. I am also getting out of my pajamas sometimes and I have actually left the house on occasion as well.
Really, I can't complain. The new baby is pretty easy going. He only cries when he is very hungry or has gas, otherwise he is pretty content to just hang out. He doesn't have a permanent nickname yet but we've been calling him "feeding frenzy", as he is a big eater or we call him "church" because my brother thinks he looks like Winston Churchill. It's rather humorous.
We have been busy having two boys in the house. But I am very much enjoying my 8 weeks off of work and I am not looking forward to going back in 3 weeks. Sigh. Why oh why can't I be filthy, stinking rich for no reason like Paris Hilton? Oh that's right, it's because I forgot to be an ugly, stupid, whore.
I am very excited to report that Little Bear is getting his very own power chair and on Tuesday they are delivering a test model for him to use until his comes in.
Ok, I am being cried at and whined to so I have to go but I'll try to post more soon.
Posted by bugg at 04:12 PM | Comments (3)