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February 17, 2006
think before you speak
I can't stopp giggling.
I just called the community center pool near our house to find out if they have open swim on the weekends and how much it costs.
Instead of getting a live person I got a lovely pre-recorded phone message. It was your generic, run-of-the-mill message until the very end when they say their cheery little tag line. I almost choked I laughed so hard. The woman actually said in the sun shiniest voice possible -
And remember, if you're not wet, we're not happy.
That is one full service community center.
Posted by bugg at February 17, 2006 11:06 AM
Comments
Heh, now that's funny! I wonder how many times it took her to record that without breaking up. Perhaps the reason she sounded so sunny was because she was trying that hard not to laugh.
Posted by: HannoverFist at February 20, 2006 01:30 PM
Oh, this is just ripe for copying! For a cement company..."If you're not hard, we're not happy!" The Ben-Gay factory..."If you're not sore, we're not happy!"
You should go to the pool and say, "Okay, make me wet!"
Posted by: Mona Buonanotte at February 21, 2006 08:04 AM
I just hope they use bleach after.
Posted by: Pisser at February 21, 2006 04:31 PM