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November 16, 2005

them's fighting words

I am in the mood for a nice, big, ass kicking, bitch slapping, fight. I woke up in the mood and as the day has passed the feeling has not subsided.

I haven't been in a good fight since my days of hanging out at our favorite dance club, the Vogue.

I got in a handful of good fights there. Once I pushed this bitch so hard, after she stomped on my feet for about a half hour and I asked her to stop politely several times, she flew across the room a good fifteen feet before landing hard on her ass. Then she went to the bathroom and cried, waaa, bitch.

I used to be a lot meaner and I have mellowed out considerably, but once in awhile my old angry self pops up to say hello.

Ahhhh, good times.

Posted by bugg at November 16, 2005 03:53 PM

Comments

I feel ya sista'. That's why I take all my aggression out on the pedestrians I pass while walking to work. It doesn't really fulfill all the need though because they never say anything back.

Posted by: melanie at November 16, 2005 04:55 PM

i'm CONVINCED this is a gemini trait. we tend to never fight but when pushed "we'll go straight coco puffs on yer ass"! i posted about punching a girl at a punk rock show once. it was totally empowering but at the same time terrified me! LOL... but i feel ya!

Posted by: ms bees knees at November 17, 2005 10:40 AM

You pushed her 15 feet? Dang, that's quite a shove.

Posted by: Armaedes at November 18, 2005 08:24 AM

Shows were always the worst for my anger. I once gave all my friends gum and then stuck all the chewed gum to this girl's coat. Trust me, she deserved it. Oh, and once...wait, I think I'll save that one for later...

Posted by: melanie at November 18, 2005 09:35 AM