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September 19, 2005
drive on
This morning while driving to work we had the pleasure *snicker* of being behind some dumb broad who was putting on her makeup while driving 65 mph down I-5.
Now I don't have a problem with people putting on makeup at home, or while parked in their car, or on the bus or at work or even while sitting at a red light in their car (unless they don't notice it has changed to green and I have to honk at their stupid ass to get them to move), BUT applying mascara (mascara for fuck sake) while hurtling down a supremely busy highway during rush hour in a heavy, giant metal can made me want to use the push bar on my SUV to shove her stupid ass off the road then pull her out of her car by her hair and smear all her makeup.
I think I have anger issues.
When we finally passed her by, Grumpy and I were confused as to why she would even bother to apply any makeup anyway because even with a trowel it wasn't going to get any better. That made we feel a wee bit better. Dumb bitch.
I still have anger issues.
Posted by bugg at September 19, 2005 03:42 PM
Comments
LOL- Thanks for the laugh. I feel the same way about people who talk on the cellphone without a headset.
Posted by: epicurist at September 20, 2005 08:24 AM
oh i agree totally - i just want smack them around.
Posted by: bugg at September 20, 2005 10:56 AM
oh girl, feel you on this one. HATE the bitches who do this while driving, sooo dangerous. you should have rammed her ass. hahaha. being pissed feels *so* good sometimes! ::grin::
Posted by: Ms Bees Knees at September 24, 2005 10:48 AM
yeah, I am constantly behind this woman too, seems all she does is drive, and put her fuckin makeup on......
Posted by: vampyregirl at September 26, 2005 03:43 PM
bees - i knew you would understand!
vampy - why, why are these people allowed to continue breathing?
Posted by: bugg at September 28, 2005 01:13 PM