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August 16, 2005
like deer in the headlights
Last night I was motoring around the house cleaning up the mess left by Grumpy's 30th birthday bash over the weekend. Anyone who knows me knows that I am a tad anal retentive about neatness and that I really enjoy cleaning. Scary and sad I know.
I always have the tv or the radio on for noise while cleaning and last night I opted to leave the tv on E!, so I could pause here and there to watch the roast of Pamela Anderson. I saw Courtney Love's drugged out ramblings and the funniest thing ever, Bea Arthur (I LOVE her) reading excerpts from Pam's book. You must see for yourself. Trust me.
Just as I finished cleaning and sat down to relax for a few minutes, the next E! show started up. As awful as it was, I couldn't make myself turn the channel.
Through these women I understand what it means to sell your soul to the devil, and also who the devil is. These "ladies" live in this fancy mansion, drive fancy cars, go to all the hip hot spots, have fun parties, go shopping, hang by the pool, and basically have someone waiting on them all the time. And they have hot bodies to go with it. All they have to do in return is pose nekkid and pretend to be in love with nasty, pervy, decrepit, shaky, super old and truly nasty Hugh Heffner (the devil). That last part would be the deal breaker for me, especially after sitting through the show. Quite frankly, I'm not sure Hef is still alive really. I believe that someone just pumps his corpse full of Viagra and then trolls him around from party to party.
Ack. I have showered twice since watching the show and I still feel unclean.
Posted by bugg at August 16, 2005 08:32 AM
Comments
Damn, I miss cable sometimes.
Posted by: melanie at August 16, 2005 09:28 AM
Haven't seen any of those shows, but I do get the cleaning part. I love it as well!
Posted by: epicurist at August 17, 2005 12:20 PM
BTW, I am loving the title of this post. Hahaha. Isn't E! the best? When you can watch CLove flash her crotch on television and then watch 3 women pretend like they love a corpse, you don't need anything else! GAH!
Posted by: Ms Bees Knees at August 17, 2005 07:25 PM
Melanie - I don't know how you live without it!
Epicurist - We only have our parents to blame.
Ms. Knees - You are like my long lost sister! And, btw, I still can't stop thinking about Ron Howard, ack.
Posted by: Bugg at August 18, 2005 09:33 AM