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July 12, 2005
mmmm balls
I don't know about where you live, but here in Seattle Bubble Tea is a big thing. (http://www.whatscookingamerica.net/BubbleTea.htm)
Personally, I think it sounds nasty and I don't want to try any of it but my work buddy is in love with Bubble Tea and she tries to get everyone to give it a whirl.
The only thing I love about Bubble Tea is all the nasty sounding things you can say to people who happen to be drinking one, like:
Those are really big balls you have there.
Have you ever sucked balls through a straw before?
Do those balls feel funny in your mouth?
What do those balls taste like?
Do you like it when the balls hit the back of your throat?
No! I don't want to taste your balls!
I could go on and on, giggling the whole while.
Sometimes I feel like a 12 year old boy trapped in a 34 year old woman's body.
Posted by bugg at July 12, 2005 03:51 PM
Comments
Girrrl, I love "pearl" green tea, watermelon and coffee drinks. So squishy and tasteless. I live off sucking balls through a fat straw ...
Posted by: Ms Bees Knees at July 13, 2005 02:08 PM
after having a child i WISH i had the body of a 12 year old boy...children do terrible terrible things to a woman's body!
Posted by: Wendi at July 14, 2005 07:01 PM