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July 29, 2005
I feel pretty, oh so pretty
Yesterday after work I was standing in front of my office building waiting for grumpy to come pick me up when I totally got hit on by the hottest guy ever.
P-shaw!
I was scanning the street in search of our truck when our eyes accidentally met. I gave my cordial and perfunctory "hello street person, do not ask me for money" smile.
He was about my height (5'3" give or take), weighing in at about 100 pounds if he was lucky and he had on the most fashionable outfit I believe I have seen since 1987. Similar to the following, except that he was a man (I think), his clothes were much, much baggier, he had no shirt on under his jean jacket and he didn't have camel toe. Not that I was looking.
He said "Hey baby". I believe I blinked incredulously and said "uh-yah", as he continued to pimp role on his merry way, while looking over his shoulder to wink at me.
I don't know how I get all the really hot men, but whew, I sure do feel special.
Posted by bugg at July 29, 2005 12:29 PM
Comments
Where can I get myself one of those jackets??!!
Posted by: melanie at July 29, 2005 12:41 PM
That made my eyes bleed.
Posted by: ms bees knees at August 4, 2005 10:42 AM