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June 30, 2005
I'm going crazy
If for some reason I were ever held hostage and tortured for my vast knowledge of useless trivia, I would spill my guts in mere moments as soon as anyone started tapping their fingers, humming, cracking their gum, scratching their nails down a chalkboard or any of those other noises that I hone in on and cannot ignore, especially in a closed in quiet space like an airplane, restaurant or my cube farm right freakin now.
I am about to have an apoplectic fit.
Earlier the air conditioner maintenance guy was here and performed what seemed to be routine maintenance, changing the filter and the like. The moment he left the friggin thing started in with this high pitched whistle that hiccups every thirty seconds or so.
It is all I can hear.
My ears are going to start bleeding because I am about to poke myself in my ear canals with an exacto knife to make the noise stop!
Please, make it stop! I'll tell you anything you want to know!
Michael Shoeffling, my true love Jake from sixteen candles, lives near Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania and makes furniture now, he has a wife and two kids.... what else do you want to know?
Posted by bugg at June 30, 2005 03:37 PM
Comments
thank you for making the sound stop.
Posted by: melanie at July 1, 2005 10:18 AM